More than 3 Strikes for Two and a Half Men Star Charlie Sheen
Oct 27, 2010 Celebrities
I’ve never seen the TV show “Two and a Half Men.” Correct me if I’m wrong but I’m guessing Charlie Sheen plays the role of half a man. I say this because he seems to know the role of a small man all too well in real-life, especially when it comes to relationships with women.
How Charlie Sheen didn’t go down after “allegedly” abusing his wife last Christmas is beyond me. How he is still starring in a television series that a network pays him handsomely to do because many people still watch the show despite his off-screen behavior is way beyond being beyond me.
As another World Series is about to begin, it begs the question, how many embarrassing real-life situations does it take to strike out the guy who played the pitcher, “Wild Thing” in the movie “Major League”?
Earlier today reports say New York City police were called to The Plaza Hotel in midtown Manhattan after an allegedly drunk and half-naked Charlie Sheen was found in a widely damaged guest suite with a naked woman identified as an escort.
Whether it was made online or by telephone, it sounds like a pay for play date gone bad for Sheen, 45. According to Life & Style magazine, the naked woman was discovered screaming inside a closet “fearing for her life.”
NYPD found the hotel room was trashed. Hotel security officials reportedly estimate the damage caused by Sheen to be around $7,000. The New York Daily News also reports that authorities found cocaine in the room.
When the police officers approached Sheen, whom they described as incoherent, he screamed slurs at them and told them he was “out partying,” according to the New York Post. Sheen apparently went into a rage when he discovered his wallet and cell phone missing.
The police officers who recognized the actor, gave him the choice of going to jail or the hospital, reports Life & Style Magazine. Eyewitnesses say Sheen left the hotel in a bathrobe and shorts as he entered an ambulance accompanied by his ex-wife Denise Richards.
NYPD officials confirmed that a 45-year-old emotionally disturbed white man was transported from The Plaza Hotel to the hospital early Tuesday. However, as of this evening, he was on a flight to California. No charges have yet been filed against Sheen because he was hospitalized as an emotionally disturbed person. Sheen’s spokesperson told People.com that the actor had an “adverse allergic reaction to some medication.” A violation of his probation is possible.
Escort Radar makes the best radar detectors on the market. I wonder if they have a BS detector for us to use on Charlie Sheen. We seem to need one in this sad dating news story involving him and an escort.
Tags: Charlie Sheen
Cougar Online Dating Site Wants Relationship with CougarTown Star Courteney Cox
Oct 17, 2010 Celebrities
Online dating takes no time off. Case in point is that a million dollar offer is already on the table for Courteney Cox even though her separation from husband David Arquette was just announced a few days ago.
Arquette appeared last night at the Spike TV Scream Awards in Los Angeles. He was wearing jeans and a leather jacket and looked happy and relaxed. He did not walk the red carpet in order to avoid interviews with members of the media. The 39-year old actor was there to promote his latest work in Scream 4 with his co-stars, Neve Campbell and Emma Roberts plus the film’s director Wes Craven.
It was on the set of the first Scream movie in 1996 where he met Courteney Cox. The two stars got married three years later. They now have an 8-year old daughter Coco. Us Weekly magazine reports the couple is “by no means interested in giving up. They just need time apart.”
Meantime, dating website CougarLife.com is trying to get together with Courteney Cox. The website which promotes itself as the “premier online dating service that pairs women in their prime with younger men and ends the double standard,” has made a $ 1 million contract offer to lure Cox into a relationship as its spokeswoman.
The sexy 46-year old Cox stars on the ABC Television series “Cougar Town.” Her character is a divorced mother who is busily vying for the affection of younger men. Last Wednesday at 9:00 the show finished third in its time slot attracting 7.3 million viewers for a slightly higher rating of 4.4.
Cougar Life is said to be pouncing on Cox because her separation actually took place a couple of months ago. While it certainly makes sense that the actress could put a pretty and popular face on the branding of the online dating website, Cougar Life could really run wild on singles if they were able to convince Courteney Cox to complete an online dating profile and become a member. Now that would make for big time online dating news and wouldn’t hurt her show’s ratings either.
Tags: cougarlife, cougars, cougartown, courteney cox
Dating Cameron Diaz is Dangerous!
Aug 21, 2010 Celebrities
You know it. The odds are not in your favor. But go ahead, get in line anyway. If you would like to enter into a dating or sexual relationship with Cameron Diaz…you are not alone!
But if You Are Alone…
Or if you are one of the many people who would like to be alone with Cameron Diaz but can’t make it happen in person, you choose the next best option. You create a moment or two of privacy so you can continually rehearse a virtual romantic scene with her. You download images of her onto your computer. It’s like the Cialis commercials, when the moment strikes, you’re ready for it. : )
In this case of really personal online dating with Cameron Diaz, the odds are definitely in your favor. There are endless choices of photos, videos, and screensavers of her online. However, chances are if you do download something of the popular lovely actress, your short-lived pleasure will soon turn into pain. Why?
Cameron Diaz is Dangerous!!!!!
In fact, she is the most dangerous celebrity to search for on the internet. According to recent research done by the web security company, McAfee, the star of the newly released movie, “Knight and Day” with Tom Cruise tops the 2010 list for download danger.
If you are searching for video and photos of Cameron Diaz, there is a 1 in 10 chance you will get sucked into websites intentionally loaded with malicious software by cybercriminals. This will infect your computer with viruses that can allow them to steal your confidential information, such as online banking passwords and email passwords.
Now Back to the Dream Not the Fantasy of Dating Cameron Diaz
In promoting her new movie, here are highlights of the personal news she has recently shared with US Weekly:
- She is not in a relationship with New York Yankees slugger, A-Rod, Alex Rodriguez.
- She would never shut down a guy who asks her out “unless he’s a total douche bag. It takes a lot for a guy to ask out a girl like me – not because I think I’m super special or anything. It’s just that I think men are intimidated, ” Diaz said.
- Now, here’s some good news for the ladies who might be attracted to Cameron Diaz and would have interest in pursuing a dating relationship with her: Cameron said, “Sexuality and love can be different things. I can be attracted to a woman sexually, but it doesn’t mean I want to be in love with a woman. If I’m going to be with a woman sexually, it doesn’t mean I’m a lesbian. We put these restraints and definitions on people, but it’s hard to define.”
So ladies and/or gentlemen, best of luck to you in Dating Cameron Diaz. Remember though, C is for Caution. D is for Downloading Danger.
The Naked Truth of Teri Hatcher’s Out of the Shower Photos
Aug 16, 2010 Celebrities
Yes. Teri Hatcher took it all off for her Facebook page. Her makeup that is. But of course you knew I was talking about makeup and not clothes, right?
Now, let’s get to the Naked Truth of it all.
Hollywood sex symbol Teri Hatcher is brave, bold, and beautiful. But as hard as it may seem, let’s try to look beyond her sex appeal. Let’s appreciate how smart she is and how savvy. I’m talking about being social media savvy and internet marketing savvy.
As soon as I heard (not saw) the 45-year old actress posted photos of herself fresh out of the shower on her Facebook page, I immediately asked myself, “Why? Why would she do that?” I know to get people talking (and looking) but why? This was an attraction beyond when Teri Hatcher appeared on the TV series, Seinfeld, as Jerry’s girlfriend, Sidra, in the Breast Implant episode.
News of the 8-photo spread, spread across the internet a few days ago like a Southern California wild fire in the middle of summer. Supposedly, the self-portraits from her bathroom showing her in only a towel were done and posted online to quiet the critics who keep claiming her body is an artificially but professionally enhanced “Made for TV” project.
The Desperate Housewives star was allegedly desperate to prove a point. She’s All-Natural…ladies! (Like guys wouldn’t check out the photos, too?)
Titled “Oy with Botox,” the actress wrote, “Out of the bath getting ready for bed. Thought about all those damn critics of my face. Love it or hate it, my face that is, no surgery, no implants, no matter what “they” say. Decided I’d shoot myself in to reveal some truths about “beauty” and hope it makes you all easier on yourself.
Did I every toy with fillers or Botox over the years? yes. Tell me does this look Botoxed to you?
Yes I am alone in my bathroom naked in a towel on behalf of women everywhere trying to make a point. Women YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.
I can be mad, or confused or sad and tired. Julia Roberts had that same vein in her forehead in Eat Pray Love. Proud of Julia for being a real woman on a real journey.
45 year old me. Just me wanting to teach that all those glam versus trash pictures of celebs are about LIGHTING. It’s not makeup it’s not suregery [sic] or botox its LIGHT.”
I agree. Lighting is everything in Hollywood. I also agree Teri Hatcher had a great message for women, encouraging them to look for and appreciate their own natural beauty.
Where I disagree with the stunning Ms. Hatcher is when she claims she wasn’t expecting to create an internet stir by posting the photos. Huh?
Teri Hatcher is no fool. And she is no virgin to publicity. She has Facebook and Twitter pages with thousands of followers. She has an agent, publicist, etc. etc. She’s seasoned and successful. If she knew people were blabbing about her doing Botox, she also knows what is being said about her online and in the press.
Are we supposed to believe Teri Hatcher has never Googled herself or has no idea what she’s doing online? C’mon now. Next, I’m supposed to believe Superman would have no interest in her in real life?
EW says Teri Hatcher just sent them the following statement: “There was absolutely no forethought of timing or result. I thought I was sharing with my very new and budding fan Facebook page. I didn’t even know press could lift stuff and write about it, but bottom line, I’m glad I’ve prompted a conversation that I hope brings women closer to self-acceptance.”
Here comes the “plug” she slipped in for her website. “They can check out more issues for women on GetHatched.com. I never made a choice really to stop using Botox, and I don’t judge those who do. But I did look up Monday and see wrinkles, and I decided it was time to see beauty there too.”
Oh yeah, then there’s the matter of her TV series. Perhaps it’s just a coincidence that Desperate Housewives is about to begin its 7th season on ABC. The timing of Teri Hatcher’s latest round of publicity won’t hurt ratings, right?
This season’s newcomer to the series is another stunning beauty, Vanessa Williams. I’ve met her when she wasn’t wearing makeup. She’s still beautiful then, too. Maybe the world will get a peek inside her bathroom next?
Tags: Botox, Desperate Housewives, gethatched.com, Teri Hatcher, Teri Hatcher Facebook
TODAY’S TIGER WOODS REMINDS ME OF MICHAEL JACKSON
Aug 9, 2010 Celebrities
I never thought this day would come. I never thought I could say I posted things like this online. Tiger Woods reminds me of Michael Jackson.
I see one of those rare human beings with all of the skills and talent in the world. I also see a man who was one of our top personalities and performers get ruined overnight by a sex scandal.
As I once did with Michael Jackson, I’m doing now with Tiger Woods as a husband, Daddy, and mega-celebrity golfer. I look at this man now and wonder, “Dude, what were you thinking? What did you do to yourself?” And of course I’m asking myself, “Who is this messed up guy and where did he come from?”
Yesterday, the world’s Number 1-ranked golfer shot a 7-over par 77 to finish second to last in the World Golf Championships-Bridgestone Invitational, a tournament he had won seven times in 10 tries, and had never finished worst than fifth. Woods’ 77 was his highest final round ever. Shooting 18 over for the tournament was his worst in a 72-hole event.
Golf was his love, and his life. The golf course his home, his territory, and his stage. These days, Tiger Woods makes his way around the golf course like he’s completely lost in the woods. And he doesn’t appear to have a clue how to find his way out. It feels like watching the fat, bald 60-year old hit on sexy, young women in a singles bar. It’s sad.
He’s living proof right now that life isn’t about the quantity of relationships, but rather the quality of them. Tiger Woods has lost his father, his coach, and possibly his wife. I met Elin Nordegren when I was covering the PGA Tour for a couple of years. She was golfer Jesper Parnevik’s nanny. She was nice and of course, a stunning beauty.
What was he doing having all of those affairs? Did he think it would remain a secret? What in the world was he doing or thinking or feeling?
Before the news of Tiger Woods’ extramarital sexual escapades, I watched him with awe in his pursuit of excellence on the golf course. I rooted for him every time he played. He had passion. He had millions. He had charm and charisma. And he had a beautiful wife and children. He was the best. I thought Tiger Woods might have been the luckiest man alive.
Now Tiger Woods reminds me of “The King of Pop” who lost his dance moves.
I can’t believe it. The invincible, immortal Tiger Woods – The Emperor has no clothes. And it’s all because he took off his clothes too many times with too many women he shouldn’t have.
It seems Tiger Woods, “The King of Clubs” didn’t honor quality relationships with those he claimed to love. We knew he had ice water running through his veins on the golf course. We just didn’t know the ice water passed through his heart.
For the sake of golf, I hope Tiger gets back his game. For the sake of him, and his wife and children, I hope he gets back his heart and brains. For now thought, it’s just 
sad, really sad.
Tags: Elin Nordegren, extramarital affair, Michael Jackson, sex scandal, Tiger Woods